Title Page (glowing on the screen of Lauren’s computer) of my first chapbook that’s filled with all of my own poetry! Just in time for the Individual World Poetry Slam in Spokane, WA!! Just wait til you see the cover in print…you won’t be able to help yourself, you’ll have to have one…& I will encourage that carnal need! (Thanks Lauren for all your InDesign magic!)
So I go to grab a grocery bag and I find this awkaerd man giving me a thumbs up…aparently Roundy’s products are “Chairman Bob approved.” How can I get Chairman Bobs face to be put on some bazaar inanimate object of mine that has limited possibilities of being recycled? Maybe Chairman Bob would like to approve of some of my home made hummus…or my band’s next record! Chairman Bob, if you’re out there…do you approve of…» radiant device«’s music? Can we scren orint your face onto our trash-can-lid-snare-drum or the propane tank? CHAIRMAN BOB WHY WONT YOU ANSWER ME!?!? And why does your campaign remind me so much of Bob Dole’s run for presidency in the 90s?